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“Dogs have owners; cats have
staff,” and I have worked for some wonderful cats in my
time. The one I loved best was named Buster. Buster had an
unusual mind. He didn’t think like other cats; he
didn’t act like other cats. Maybe that’s why I loved
him so.
We got Buster from the
county animal shelter. We usually get our cats from the
county animal shelter. That way we save a life -- and
we’ve gotten some great cats that way. One fall, after
our cat had died and left a big hole in our lives, we went
to the animal shelter for a kitten. There were no kittens.
I was about to give up, but
my husband Bill kept saying, “That one over there looks
good.” And he did. He was about three-quarters grown,
grey and white, and had a sweet, hopeful expression on his
little face. Also, he was scheduled to be killed the next
day. There was no time for us to go home and meditate on
the matter.
We went to the people in
charge and said, “We’ll take that one.”
As we and the cat rode
home, Bill picked out his name. We take turns naming our
cats, and it was Bill’s turn. “We’ll call him
Buster,” he said.
“Buster?”
“When you’re mad at me,
you say, ‘See here, Buster,’ and I’d like to have
someone else around named Buster.”
When we got Buster home, he
of course had to inspect the house. After a brief look
around, he went into my mother’s bedroom, where the sun
was shining warmly on her pink bedspread. He jumped onto
the bed and promptly went to sleep in a patch of sunlight,
sprawled out on his back, paws up, the way a cat sprawls
when he’s feeling completely safe and happy.
“Home at last,” he was
saying. “Home at last.”
“Buster Is Welcomed To
The Neighborhood”
At our house Buster had
food available around the clock, but he must have been
hungry as a kitten, because he didn’t think of the other
houses in our neighborhood as unfriendly. He thought of
them as snack bars.
I later discovered that he
got a slice of bologna from Pearl Cesare every morning
around ten. He got milk from Bert Pigge shortly
thereafter. Then he jumped onto a chair -- Bert had an
especially desirable one -- and had a nap.
Buster was a successful
entrepreneur from the start.
The other cats welcomed
Buster to the neighborhood by hissing and snarling and
letting him know he was in THEIR territory and he’d
better get out. Well, Buster didn’t get out. He didn’t
even get worried. I don’t know why; he just didn’t.
Then came the heavy
artillery: the neighborhood’s reigning tomcat.
I heard a noise like a
furious air-raid siren coming from the back yard. I looked
out the window to see the huge reigning black-and-white
tom crouched a few feet from Buster, making one of the
world’s most menacing sounds. But Buster didn’t seem
worried. He listened politely. Then he noticed an autumn
leaf spinning down toward him. The wind blew the leaf
around the corner of the house, and Buster followed after
it, leaping and pawing the leaf as it spun.
The bewildered tom sent a
few more air-raid siren noises into empty air. Then he
fell silent. At last he wandered off in another direction.
After that Buster was
accepted as a neighborhood cat in good standing.
”Buster and I Rise and
Shine”
Buster woke me in the
morning by bouncing on my waterbed. I would dream I was in
a small boat in a choppy sea. And gradually wake to find
Buster leaping straight up in the air and briskly landing
on all fours on the waterbed. KER-THUMP, KER-SLOSH.
KER-THUMP, KER-SLOSH. The waterbed waves grew higher and
higher as Buster briskly bounced . . . until, groggy and
seasick, I rolled onto solid ground.
“Buster And The Essential
Kindness of Automobiles”
Buster believed in the
essential kindness of people and automobiles. When summer
arrived, I began hearing cars honk in front of the house.
And looked out to see Buster waking from a nap, which nap
was taking place in the middle of the street: he found the
sun-warmed black pavement ideal for that purpose.
Fortunately ours was not a through street; drivers were
honking at Buster and waiting for him to leisurely wake up
and move out of their way. But how long could that last?
Whenever I saw Buster
napping in the street, I yelled at him to get out. To
which he paid no attention. I had to go into the street,
pick up his warm, luxuriously limp body, and carry him
indoors.
And the next day I’d hear
a car honking again.
“Why didn’t you keep
him indoors, you idiot?” you are thinking.
Well, with 20/20 hindsight
I know I should have. But I hoped that the honking cars
would teach Buster not to sleep in the street. They would
have taught any other cat.
And, while I dithered, came
the heartbreaking day when Buster didn’t return from his
happy neighborhood rounds.
I of course made inquiries
-- and learned about his tours of the home snack bars.
But he hadn’t been to any
of them that day.
I asked a group of kids if
they had seen Buster.
“Is he the cat who chases
cars?” they asked.
And then I recalled a
half-forgotten memory: that of a little grey and white
figure bounding joyously in the wake of an automobile.
“That’s him,” I said.
But they had not seen him
lately either.
I will never know for
certain what happened to Buster, but clearly he trusted in
the essential kindness of people and automobiles one time
too many.
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